DECENTRALIZED FART EXCHANGE

The most aromatic token in Web3 🌪️

(Warning: May cause actual blockchain gas)

CONTRACT ADDRESS

7UXvEFLqnw8KQMacK3pBddnfcLZ9BZTj47kJipCypump

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MARKET CAP

$50,000

*Numbers pulled from thin air

HOLDERS

+375

And growing! (like that smell)

TOTAL SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

More than your mom's spaghetti

🌟 REVOLUTIONARY FEATURES 🌟

TOKENOMICS

💨 69% Token Distribution to Air Purifier Companies

🌪️ 20% Locked in the Metaverse Bathroom

🔥 10% Burned (like that burrito)

💝 1% To Fund Research in Digital Aromatics

ROADMAP TO URANUS 🚀

Phase 1: Initial Release & First Smell

Phase 2: Partner with Leading Air Freshener Brands

Phase 3: Launch NFT Collection "CryptoToots"

Phase 4: Deploy Smart Contract Air Fresheners

Phase 5: Achieve Carbon Negative Status (by releasing something worse)

DISCLAIMER: This token is proof that we've officially lost our minds. NFA, DYOR, WAGMI, and maybe bring a gas mask. Past performance does not guarantee future aromatics. 🌪️ Currently spreading through the blockchain like wildfire 🔥
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